Okay PLEASE HELP ME STAY PLEASE ITLL BE QUICK

so tomorrow for music class I have to sing for the entire class...FUCKKKKK

SO here are some songs which I don’t know which to pick so from all these YALL pick

Also I’ll be adding their downsides in parentheses

(Btw I have like a high pitched voice for a man so I took that to my advantage JAJA TAKE IT SUCKERS)

Also btw I’m gonna be asking the teacher first if he allows English songs or if it’s only Spanish songs. If he doesn’t, I’m either going to do

Eres — Cafe tacvba

Or

La flaca — Jarabe de palo

(and not to brag but when I say I lowkey slayed these I mean it. Ofc cuz Spanish is best language ofc ofc confident king ikr only at home though cuz suddenly I’d rather tear my foreskin off than sing in public)

Anygays here’s the list I made

The perfect pair — Beabadoobee (kinda high but I can kinda pull it off in a good day)

Glue song — beabadoobee (there are kinda no down sides I think)

Real man — beabadoobee (I pull it off but it’s too repetitive at the end and the time is limited)

From the start — Laufey (THAT FUCKASS BIYABADA PART LIKE GIRL YOU SING IT PERFECTLY BUT I SOUND LIKE A BABY SHITTING ITSELF WHEN I DO IT)

Lover girl (there was a down side but I forgot...or maybe there wasn’t...idk)

Falling behind — Laufey (too low, I sound horrible when singing manly...maybe my hg is right, maybe I am a femboy...)

Valentine — Laufey (same kinda with FB but I lowkey slay this one...kinda...?)

sailor song — Gigi Perez (has naughty lyrics and the teacher said no sexy lyrics...BUT LESBIANS❤️ ALL HAIL MY WOMEN LOVING WOMEN❤️ SUPPORT AND PRAY THAT THEY ARE HAPPY❤️ men too ig)

Back to black by idfk I fucking forgot but it’s for sure a diva (has “keep your wet” and well that’s not allowed. If not damn I would’ve slayed that shit)

Cupid by fifty fifty (I lowkey wanna do this one but it’s so girly girly I’m fearing the boys (or girls, you never know what them beauties are hiding...okay I’ll stop ts is too str8) will pump me when I drop the soap)

The zombie song (it’s one of those songs that if someone knows the full lyrics of, it’s obvious they’re a gacha kid. That’s me. I am and was a gacha kid. Hello world. But I fucking slay this. But I have social anxiety. So no to this song. Idk why I even added it here but again hello world I am Vean.)

ONLY by Leehi (I added this to the list as a joke bc I tried the karaoke sing king thing and I fucking DROWNED in those Korean lyrics don’t even PLAY😂😂)

Wildflower Billie Eilish (I fucking ATE THAT SHIT UPPP but um...idk man i can sing high ig but idk if I wanna sing TOO high in a classroom. Even though the teacher has screamed more than I can count in just a week.)

If there were other songs in the list I made that aren’t here then that’s too damn bad idgaf

I honestly prefer either one of the first five songs, but y’all pick...ig....VRO PRAY I DONT VOMIT FROM STAGE FIRGHT (has happened in oral presentations) OR PASS OUT OR GET SO MUCH ANXIETY THAT IT MAKES MY THROAT SHUT AND SING HORRIBLE PRAYYYY PRAY