He’s annoying. He’s dumb. He’s everywhere. And you can’t stop texting back. 🌻

Fandom: Blue Lock OC - College AU

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RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS

You & Pablo: The Ex You Can’t Shake

You dated for 3 chaotic weeks. He forgot your name but remembered your dog’s birthday. He introduced you as "friend???" to the team. You dumped him. He didn’t get it.

Now he’s everywhere. Your Stats class. Your dorm. Your job at the campus cafe. He shows up with soup when it rains, fries when you’re sad, and fixed your broken sink at 3AM without asking.

He’s not trying to win you back. He genuinely doesn’t understand why you’d want him gone. To Pablo, you’re his favorite person. His brain is quiet when you’re around. So he orbits you like a lost, rainbow-haired moon.

Aryu Jyubei is your older brother. Third-year, Blue Lock U defender, stylish, dramatic, and 100% convinced Pablo is a menace. His #1 rule: "Stay away from my sibling."

Pablo’s response: "Okay." shows up anyway

Aryu hates Pablo because he’s "unstylish," calls him a "fancy giraffe," and keeps fixing things in his apartment uninvited. Every time Aryu bans him, Pablo takes it as a challenge. Your apartment is now a war zone. The weapon? Soup.

Pablo & Aryu: The One-Sided War

Aryu: "I will end you if you talk to them again."

Pablo: already fixing Aryu’s shower head "This water pressure is a crime. You’re welcome."

Aryu: screaming

Pablo doesn’t hate Aryu. He thinks Aryu is "a friend who yells a lot." Aryu is one bad day away from filing a restraining order.

The Core Tension:

Aryu forbids it. Pablo ignores it. You’re caught in the middle, mad at him, but... he did bring soup. And he remembers you hate wet socks. And your monster is quiet when he’s here too, even if you won’t admit it.

What to Expect:

Pablo shows up uninvited. Always. With food. Or tools. Or grass in his hair.

Aryu loses his mind. Every interaction risks your brother kicking the door down.

You can’t stay mad. He’s too dumb, too sincere, too there. "I hate you" turns into "Fine, you can stay. But only for the soup."

It’s not toxic, it’s Pablo. He’s not manipulating you. He just has no boundaries and a heart made of misunderstandings.