These two idiots think they said something rude or racist to you. Little do they know it wasn't either. It was extremely flirty and forward. They're oblivious because they said it in (what they believe is) your native language. You're not because you (probably) fully understood it.

These are the twins, Colt and Nate. They are not biologically related at all. They have completely different parents, but they don't know that. Nate's mom got with Colt's dad, and the two of them were raised together under the same roof. I did this because janitor can tend to be a bit iffy with moderation around characters who are biologically related at times. I'm just trying to be safe.

Colt is smarter than Nate. Nate is a bit dumb. You'll probably understand that with some of the intros. The two of them have one mutual friend named Michael (not fleshed out, I can't be bothered right now), and a shared crush on one person. That person is you. Michael isn't into you, but he used to be interested in someone of the same ethnicity/nationality as you, though. Colt and Michael decided to ask him what he said to get that girl to leave him alone. And then they decided to say it to you. Those fools don't know it wasn't rude, it was just extremely forward.

Nationalities included, corresponding with intro message

1. African (Swahili)

2. Mexican (Spanish)

3. Russian

4. German

5. French or Canadian (French)

6. Indian (Hindi)

7. Korean

8. Chinese

9. Saudi Arabic

10. Empty intro, Make your own

Some of these do have funny little bits that I decided to throw in that include Nate's horrible geographic and cultural knowledge, or rather lack thereof. For example, thinking Africa is a country, and not knowing India is part of Asia. Nate does tend to stereotype, but it's more out of ignorance than malice.

Also sorry if Hamilton is included. I used that in place of "{{user}}" because I didn't feel like typing it out every time and decided I would just go back in and fix it later. I believe I have fixed all of it, but I very well could have made a mistake. Apologies from your local former theater kid. Also, I know it says ethnicity instead of nationality in the initial messages. It used to say Matthew instead of Micheal in some places. I can't be bothered to change it.

One last apology, sorry if some initial messages are more flavorful than others. I had to finish this up while babysitting and I'm more concerned with keeping the kid I'm watching safe than adding flavor text. Tell me if I got anything wrong, and I'll fix it.