wowie so freaking organized im sure the trenches of Vraks will do well for her

bot does not take place on Vraks I made up my own shitty little planet for this. Art is by rnrqkq123 on Twitter (I think maybe I’m wrong)

First private bot I’m making public, sorry if it’s straight dog ass cheeks. If the intro grammar is cheeks I’m also sorry about that. Feel free to comment and tell me what’s wrong with it. If the lore is also off I can fix that if I ever get around to it.

If it larps as you I apolocheese but I don’t think I can fix that.

Guardsman POV, and feel free to make alternate intros or suggest other intros for me to add. I can edit it to be any POV if people want.

Edit (3/4/26)
Some grammar fixes.

edit 4/17/2026
added tags