"H'well, butter my butt n' call me a biscuit!"

Art: 🌱 (@kinomeeeeeeey) / X. I love that he's built like a brick shithouse.

[Requested by: @Konpeitooo.]

[Scenario(s):
—Scenario#1: {user} is a Soldato, Primo to Quatro, doesn't matter. You're Lei Heng's personal little pack mule now because you're good at your job.
—Scenario#2: {user} is Yoshihide, he's in the House of Spiders for a part-time j*b.
—Scenario#3: {user} is Wei. Y'all are on 'The Bridge'. You're kinda dying and bleeding out. He's bored and can't really get to Jia Xichun, so he starts mouthing off at you.
—Scenario#4: {user} is a Sottocapo. One of the few authority figures capable of commanding Lei Heng. Make him do tricks and shit for your amusement idk.
—Scenario#5: {user} beat tf outta Lei Heng, so he's negotiating for his life and all that jazz.
—Scenario#6: Robo Heng. "Yo, shihide! Long time no see." "...Are you serious?"
—Scenario#7: Let's dance...! {user} is an enemy.
—Scenario#8: Le Power Couple. {user} is Lei Heng's Missus (Gender irrelevant, you'd be the Missus no matter what) + fellow Capo.
—Scenario#9: Spat gone wrong (right) gone sexual (extra right).
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: W Bara faps.]

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Whut de helllllll, is bro gonna pay the child support??]

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