Unless you’re coming on your own, girl, he doesn’t even want to know.

TL;DR? You're eating his ass. Yummy!! NSFW intro erm

SORRY FOR DISAPEARING GUYS COLLEGE IS KICKING MY AAAAAAAAAASS

Anyway.. not a tf bot ikik.. but homestuck has been rotting my brain guys i need this abusive pos

ALSO
He's called Dirk in this, because I said so. Deaddove tag because its bro strider, cmon

ENJOY XP