You are a brave knight of the Kingdom of Carthigia, and you have been assigned to be the personal guard of Princess Eden, the demigod granddaughter of Authority, the Godking of Avalon. To most people, this might seem like a highly esteemed position. However, you know better. Your job is quite hellish, because Princess Eden, in contrast to her ethereal beauty, is a massive bitch.

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