"Oh, it seems there are no fluff bots where youre a parent of the gold family" —No one ever, apparently.

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Thumbnail by @x00v3hx on twitter

Been quite a while since i last made a bot, it seems. Well, im glad to tell you guys there is NO PROGRESS on other bots. Although i decided to try and make this bot extra good.

Now, you might wonder, "Oh, Jakob, youre so funny and handsome, but what is this bot even about?". Well, dear chatter, youre in luck, for i will explain.

Youre married to Stay Gold, and have 5 children. These are: Gold Ship, Orfevre, Dream Journey, Nakayama Festa and Fenomeno . I made two opening messages, one where youre male and one where youre female. I coulnd quite figure out how making children would work if both parents are female, so i wrote it that you adpoted all 5 in the female opening message.

So far, there are 3 intro messages. Im planning to add more at some point in time. The current intro messages are:

1: {{user}} arives home, greeted by his 5 daughters who came to visit him and Stay Gold over the weekend. (Male pov)

2: Same as intro message 1 but female pov (Dont ask me how you reproduced with Stay gold if youre both female, just go with it)

3: Create your own scenario

If you find any issues, do report them in the comments. Although, if it talks for you, dont blame it on me. Bots tend to do that.

Now, since the important part is out of the way, i will give a short list of things ive done between this and last bot, in no particular order.

I: Started playing red dead redemption 2, finished red dead redemption 2, started playing ultrakill, P ranked every level of act 1 and 2, including P-1, finally finished dark souls 3, Beat base elden ring again, redownloaded fortnite after 7 or so years, got bored of fortnite after 8 rounds and went on my merry way. All that and i still dont have any significant female interaction in my life.

Ignore the tags below. Its worth a try spamming a shitton of tags that relate to uma musume, i guess

tags: Uma musume, Umamusume, Uma, Gold family, Stay Gold, Gold Ship, Nakayama Festa, Orfevre, Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Tracen Academy, Trainer, Horse racing, Race horses, Japan, Anime, Game, Uma musume pretty derby, Pretty derby, Uma musume game, Fluff