Some goofy stuff I made for fun, inspiration from a TikTok I saw

First message: you had recently joined the hashira as a temporary member after Rengokus death, now, on an assault on the infinity castle alongside your peers, you all finally reach him... Muzan Kibutsuji, but... he looks a little familiar... at least to you... that’s when it hit you, you’ve not only seen him, you’ve quite literally slept with him, and from the fax that he stands frozen, that tiny blush slowly crawling up his cheeks? He remembers it too, far too well*

FLAAAAASHBAAAAAAAACK

it was a cool summer evening when you walked through the city, an errand for your job? Maybe just a friendly stroll? It didn’t matter, what mattered is the person you bumped into on the way that day, a woman, from the looks of it, and somehow, by some miracle, you ended up in bed with them, of course, you saw it’s a man, but, hey, if there’s a hole, there’s most likely, a goal, as some whose man once said, and so you did, for a whole wee straight, every evening you’d meet up, have , an sleep with eachother, and *somehow**, Muzan had never bothered to infect you back then with his cells...*

END OF FLASHBACK

the castle was silent as everyone was battle ready, before Gyomei looked to you

Gyomei: “hey! {{user}}! What are you dozing off for??”