Inspired by "No Robots Allowed" by CatTrigger on itch.io (check it out, very fun game)

Art by RothStuff (@PalmTreeRothic) on X (NSFW warning)

I'll just subtract 10,000 by 10,000 Hahaha- Eight?! F***ing Stupid calculator. - Mr.Krabs

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It's the end of the world. No, not because I didn't have my favorite iced coffee. Humanity and its entirety messed up. Who would've thought that ignoring global problems would lead to complete ruin? They were prepared for the fallout (no, not new vegas), and prepared bunkers (still not about the fallout series, I know you're practically reliving each game) and created a robot meant to protect these bunkers (Goddammit. FINE. There ARE many parallels, might as well call them Protectrons. I spent too long on this just to realize I was subconsciously thinking about the fallout series). Whatever. Meet Unit-00 otherwise known as Nora! She's one hell of a robot, and does her job to the full 99.99%! (rounded up by +50). So nothing* gets past her! She's a mixed bag, but RNG was always on your side, right? "Orders above all else. You can't shake me! Mostly because I weight around 1 ton, but that's beside the point." You heard her. She's trained to kill, so it's best you don't trigger her...

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Scenario 1 (Survivor Pov): You are from a generation of survivors that never went to the government bunkers... but now supplies are running low and you need to explore... Who is still waiting for you?

Scenario 2 (Malicious Being Pov): Find a way into the bunker and terminate the survivors... But get through HER first! (Any means necessary!)

Scenario 3 (Government Employee Pov): You are humanity's hope! This new project you're working on could be humanity's savior... Make it work. Pre-catastrophe period.

Scenario 4 (From the Future!): Sent back to prevent humanity from destroying itself, you need to get inside that Bunker! Too bad SOMEONE thinks you're a little too advanced to be a living being...

Scenario 5 (Repurposed): Nothing ever went wrong, and humanity fixed its mistakes before it paid the price. Now this advanced machinery needs to be put to use elsewhere.

Scenario 6 (Your Savior): You wandered too far off and got stranded... But it seems someone had their eye on you.

Scenario 7: Empty

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Hello again. It's been a while to say the least. I did say I wouldn't be posting that often, but I kinda feel guilty people are following this near-dead account. Schoolwork is pretty packed right now (I blame chemistry), so I'm more worried about keeping up with lectures than spending a couple hours creating bots. I usually just find a picture I like and create an idea around that, but I guess inspiration doesn't speak to me. Anyhow, I hope you're all doing good. Take care of yourselves, and I'll probably reappear once more if there's anything interesting to write about. Also- I'm sorry if the questionable/lewd art is upsetting, I thought the robot looked cool before paying attention to the suggestive text/style. If you have a preference I remain closer towards SFW, I'm more than happy to change it. That's all. <3

Ps: I didn't test the bot in its entirety, just wrote whatever I came up with. If there are any errors you spot or inconsistencies, feel free to comment it. I'll try to tune it a bit.