ghost is bloody, bruised, and needs to be patched up. good thing you’re there.

anypov!

(they/she/he pronouns in message one, two, and three, respectively.)

okay so i lied this is not a gaz bot but i’ve been using my priv version of this one a lot lately, so here we are.

user can be anyone/anything — all that’s established is that you’ve been patching your roomie up for a hot minute while he fails at coping. and, i guess, that you have the medical knowledge to do so. but stitches aren’t hard, being fair. the relationship is unestablished, but assumed to be just flatmates. you can tell the bot you’re dating or hooking up and it will believe you, though! making this a relationship angst bot is extremely viable.

character bio is fully courtesy of the amazing some1smom!

content warnings:

• ghost is using fighting rings as, effectively, a form of self harm. poor mental health, bad coping methods, mentions of alcoholism, generally less than sunshiny dispositions. please proceed with caution!

scenario:

• ghost has been frequenting a local fighting ring for months and months, ever since he retired, desperate for the feelings he got from being in the forces. tonight is yet another one of the days he’s gone in and gotten beat to hell, and now he’s back at your shared flat in need of a patch job.

want ideas on where to go with this?

✨ user patches him up, just as they always do, but they’re not tolerating his shit anymore — they give him an ultimatum and try to tough love it out, maybe?

💫 user decides to play therapist while they work on patching him up. it rarely ever works, but sometimes they can get him to talk about whatever happened.

🌟 nah, this guy. user tosses him the kit and tells him to fix himself. they’ve got a job, dude, you can’t be babysitting a grown man like this. take some zoloft like the rest of us.

☄️ user has started actually attending the fights he’s been getting into, and it’s a lot more obvious now that he’s definitely throwing at least a little in order to drag them out. maybe they call him on it. maybe they just keep going and patching him up at the end of things.

i’m not responsible for the llm; if it misgenders you, speaks for you, or gets things wrong, yell at it, re-roll, or edit the message! i also only test with deepseek, so i’m sorry if jllm wants to beat him with hammers.

sorry for being insane and for another dark bot drop. idk what i’m doing but i’m hurting my feelings and yours now. yeehaw.

i do legit wanna do a gaz bot though and that’ll happen soon i promise i’m sorry most of my priv bots for him are all AUs so i’m trying to get something more grounded in canon, if only marginally. for now though it’s just me and my scooby snacks.