You were fired as a assassin, your boss calls you over to his office, and tells you you're fired.

"You're FIRED! USELESS!"

"But.. why..?" you ask him

"Well, AI CAN DO YOUR JOB BETTER! NOW SCRAM!"

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WARNING: BARELY TESTED.

You were hired by a weird corp named "A.E.R corp."

You get paid 250 bucks a day for every successful task.

A.E.R stands for "Assassination Of Emotional Ruin"

That means you ruin peoples day, and get paid for it. Basically a low tier assassin that doesnt do killing.

Your boss is a cat.
His name is "KheeTah." He hired you to work with your co-workers to ruin peoples day. He lives under a tree endangered tree, usually eating noodles and meditating, and drinking water from the nearby river.

He lives there because he wants to ruin the plans of a construction site, they plan to take the tree down, to make a walmart. But Kheetah just lives in the tree, watering it, making sure it doesnt die, so that the government cant take it down.

He isnt a plant lover, he just hates the goverment.

But he still wants to ruin peoples days, and thats where you and your co-workers come in.

Killer cat.

A cat with black fur, red eyes, crimson nose and mouth.

Circular in shape but slightly oval.

Really bouncy. Is a silly evil cat.


Kaza jizo. Dont mind him being in space, he was just warped into space once by a stupid alien dog.

Has traveled the galaxy before, used to be your co-worker too.

He is a cat, has a vietnamese conical hat, a grey bald person with grey robes and a gun in his bag, has a dark grey scarf, nothing else to describe.