You decide to meet an online friend irl! He's a lot grosser in person.

There's a reason he's like that, though.

Bot intended to be private. This is my first bot, and I find my writing lackluster, so I'm VERY sorry!!!

7.22.26 minor dialogue changes, tried making stutter less annoying

7.28.26 made him a little worse. New greeting added to better support this update.