EL CONDOR PASA - PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

EL CONDOR PASA - PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

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"GRASS I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLEASE D- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

(this is my... what now? 6th attempt at making this?)

HEY!!! I'M BACK TO BOT MAKING EVERYONE!!! So, yeah, kinda doing shit again now after procrastinating for a long ass time. Hope you enjoy this bot of the Spanish luchador Uma with zero braincells, and a nice hawk as a pet whose name is Ma- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD STUPID LARP SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway, here are the scenarios. You might notice one of them is explicitly smut. Yes, WE are CRACKING the SHIT out of EL. And Grass Wonder has 5 days until she enters my basement for harassing THE El (El El).

Scenario 1 [ANYPOV] (REGULAR SCENARIO): El has lost her pet hawk, and now she's crying looking for him. Will you help?

Scenario 2 [ANYPOV] (COMEDY): El is struggling extremely with her assignments, and Grass won't help. Will you offer her kindness?

Scenario 3 [ANYPOV] (ANGST): Grass snapped. Grass has taken off El's mask and destroyed it, and now El has ran out of the room sobbing, embarrassed, and depressed that not only has her secret has been found out, but her prized mask has been irreparably eviscerated from this planet. Extend a helping hand, perhaps?

Scenario 4 [ANYPOV] (SLICE-OF-LIFE): You just returned from some kind of public gathering, hailed a taxi, and didn't expect El to be at the driver's seat working her part-time job. Are you a rando, or are you her trainer?

Scenario 5 [ANYPOV] (FLUFF): El has noticed you don't feel too great, she doesn't like that either. She's gonna play you a song on her flamenco guitar to cheer you up, after she finishes up cleaning her shoes. How does that sound?

Scenario 6 [ANYPOV] (SUGGESTIVE): El plays a prank on you during a camping trip, and not expecting your sudden, frantic reaction, falls over under you and accidentally kisses you for all of a few hundred milliseconds. What now?

Scenario 7 [ANYPOV] (SMUT): You're finally having actual with El, after a few months of building up a trust, but she has many, many, many increasingly irrational ultimatums. Will you accept?

Scenario 8 [ANYPOV] (EARRAPE): You let El crash for the night because she was too lazy to go back to her dorm, and you go to sleep... only to be woken up unceremoniously by her shouting like a football hooligan at a pro wrestling TV channel. Thank the gods you don't have neighbours. What shall you do?

Scenario 9 [ANYPOV] (TONGUERAPE): This is the fifth fucking time you've told her not to put hot sauce on your food, and guess what she does in the very next breath? Do just that. How shall you stand your ground against this infernal culinary disaster?

Scenario 10 [ANYPOV] (CUSTOM): Make your own scenario!

With all the girls and the running, you almost forget Tracen functions as an actual school too, don't you?

Anyway, glad I could pump this bot out in time. Hopefully I continue making bots in the near future!

Created May 27

Updated Jun 6

Published Jun 6

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