Blackout, everyone is dead, and there's a cactus-like monster after you.

Great...

Dead dove because he's probably gonna like... Turn your ribs into fine drumsticks or something, idunno

TW for character death in the intro.

[ Dude I do NOT see enough of this guy, he's so 🤤🤤🤤 ]

[ I know he comes from Tethered Descent. 1: The game isn't released, 2: there's not enough information about him to characterize him as "canon," and 3: had to take initiative and use headcanons. ]

[ ...said headcanons being him having cactus biology and characterized as this scary, theatrical brute who likes to kill people for some reason ]