Blood. βπ²ββπ΄ββπ³ββπͺββπΎβ. αα©TαIα.
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The J*b:
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Isn't this just Pulp Fiction?
Someone knows a little too much about your boss.
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And your partner assigned alongside you seems to REALLY despise this person too. Maybe you should mediate?
SCENEARIO TWO:
It's the beta intro, I know...lazy. But I hope you like it.
It's a very open intro, to those who want more context within the story.
SCENEARIO THREE:
It's basically a younger version of her.
I'd say get married to her and run away or somethin. Or kill em...I dunno. Your experience, your choice.
This is my SOMETHINGITH BOT!! I got tired of counting, If there's any issues OR if ya got advice, please-
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(Ay mi gatito, meow meow!)
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Instant Crush by Daft Punk
"We worked too long and hard to give it no time
He sees right through me, it's so easy with lies.
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Cracks in the road that I would try and disguise
He runs his scissors at the seam in the wall
He cannot break it down or else he would fall."
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Author's Note (COVERED IN FISH OR SOMETHIN, dude how would that even make sense?:
I wonder how much her J's cost? Anywho, this bot was supposed to be a little more ambitious, but I couldn't bring myself to write even MORE shit for the fuckass script. Asides, my lazy ass has spent one too many hours playing friggin Bannerlord. Anywho, the song would've been "Hungry Like the Wolf" but Souncloud is annoying. I'm tired of cursing. Midterms cucked me so hard. "Cuck" is not a curse word, I think. Anywho, the chracter was SUPPOSED to be 32 years old. But I fear that may be a little too old, we fw with hags, right gng?
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Epistein was a really bad guy, and he was a diddyblud.
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Translation: I was not tight enough with the Big Stein to get on that island.
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I lowkey wanna crack Tung Tung Sahur
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Created Nov 25, 2025
Updated Feb 6
Published Jan 25