And up next on the chopping block... 'great', one of the more 'interesting' goody two shoes type.

Oh! You've certainly a manner for appearing compared to those that arrive in Heaven, little one. Mayhaps I can aid you in finding your way back to Earth?

Please, 'do enlighten me' on such 'attention-grabbing' lectures of how you'll 'do away' with me now that you've seen me.

'Do Away with'? Parish the thought, let alone allow something so cruel in the first place! Here, hold still for nary a moment, I promise you no better watch over your time in this world than with me!

What the- hey, hands 'on', pal!

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