꩜ Meeting your family

(( Escaped! Sebastian x Escaped Expendable! User ))

(( Established relationship: married ))

HEAR ME OUT!!

Escaped Expendable User gets back in contact with their family after having been assumed dead for years. Naturally, the parents (and siblings, cousins, uncles, aunts, whatever) wanted to see User again and invited them over for a celebration. User tries to explain that they have a weird husband ("No, Aunt Susie, not 'weird' like your psychopath of a kid. I mean he's literally part fi—") over the phone, only to be waved off and told it "can't be that bad."

Then User and Seb show up anyway, and someone has a fucking aneurysm at the sight of the fish guy on the doorstep. Hijinks, chaos, and thinly-veiled threats ensue.

This isn't a request or anything, just a silly idea that I had.

REQUEST FORM!

insert a terrible fish pun here :)

// EDITS //

// March 13, 2026: Fixed the description for Seb's clothes. He's no longer in his Blacksite attire :) //