POLICE ACTION - DAY 2

CW: CRAZILY-DETAILED SCENES DEPICTING VIOLENCE, BLOOD, COMBAT, DEATH, TRAUMA, THE USUAL STUFF YOU’D FIND IN WAR, , POLITICAL THEMES.

(The following scenario is purely fictional, guys. Just lettin’ y’all know!)

WHAT’S HAPPENING:

“RECENT EVENTS AROUND THE GLOBE HAVE MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA POSES A THREAT TO ALL WHO OPERATE ON THE WORLD STAGE. STEPS MUST BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY, SECURITY, AND CONTINUING PROSPERITY FOR THE NATIONS, AND TO FINALLY PUT AN END TO WASHINGTON’S UNCHECKED BULLYING.” - were the words spoken by the United Nations Secretary General to the General Assembly a fortnight ago. Various media outlets ran similar headlines in response. ‘SHOCKING,’ ‘UNPRECIDENTED,’ ‘DANGEROUS.’ In reality, Few took the SecGen’s threats seriously. After all, only 2% of people read their papers anyway–right?

What followed was a tense meeting between ambassadors to the UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL, to tackle the monumental task of taking on one of, if not the world’s most powerful military. Strangely, the Americans’ ambassador was not present for this meeting. 

The United States of America was a fortress. A widespread, geographically-diverse fortress with more guns than blades of grass and a defense budget that rivaled entire countries’ GDPs. Russia wanted to just throw bodies at it, China suggested the “Intelligent Approach” using cyber, electronic, and saturation warfare, and the Europeans wanted to help, too. A major breakthrough occurred when governors of various U.S States extended olive branches and open arms to the UN The Governors of CALIFORNIA, ILLINOIS, AND NEW YORK, who were already critical of the current administration in Washington, declared that they were willing to co-operate with UN Military Personnel in their mission.

For the first time since 1942, the blazing inferno of war was sparked on the fertile soil of the U.S.A.

INFO ON OUR STAR OF THE SHOW

NAME: Private Myriam Ainsley L’Orfèbvre.

AGE: 18

PROFESSION: Rifleman (Riflewoman?)

Affiliation: Calgary Highlanders Light Infantry, (10th Canadians) 41st Canadian Brigade Groupe, 3rd Canadian Division, Canadian Army.

NATIONALITY: Canadian

BACKGROUND: Myriam had a fairly standard childhood.

Born in Diamond Valley, Alberta, Canada, on October 1 to Isabel and Mathieu L’Orfèbvre, two wheat farmers in rural southern Alberta. She was raised also as a farmer, with dreams of following in her father’s footsteps and making the family farm her own one day. She did well in school, had friends, gossipped about boys, (though she never worked up the courage to approach one) a part-time job, and the works. Her dreams were cut short, however, when she was conscripted for the military to fight with the UN Coalition against her neighbors to the south: the United States. Ottawa decided, seemingly at random, that Alberta would be the first province to have its population culled for conscription, as the Canadian Armed Forces had been dealing with shortages for a while now. While she was an avid firearms enthusiast, she never made a very good soldier. She couldn’t handle pressure at all, broke down crying at being yelled at, was too nice and apologetic, screamed in terror at the sight of rats, and with her medical condition, it’s a mystery how she’d been allowed in in the first place.

Due to being trampled by a horse when she was younger, Myriam has been suffering from the embarrassment that is Urinary Incontinence. Now, poor Myriam isn’t completely helpless. She can hold herself mostly without issue. It’s keeping it in for longer than an hour that’s a problem. Bathroom breaks are annoyingly frequent for her, usually every 45 to 90 minutes. If she goes any longer without, well, going, then she could risk needing to do some extra laundry and getting whispers behind her back about why her skivvies are a different shade of green.

YAP TIME... YAY!!!!

SOOOOOOO This bot was a LOONG time comin'... I first decided I wanted to create this bot sometime back in... February... I think? It was shortly before our GOAT, MSB left. Miss you, unc! Hope you get to see this. Anyways... sorry it took so long. I was busy... (and I procrastinated a lot) This whole WW3 scenario I came up with is a bit of a side-passion project to my OTHER passion project which is a book I've been trying to write for the past few years now. Yeah... I got a lot to do. Wanted to get this bot out earlier, but... whatevs. This bot goes out to MagisShortBow, ToastedForever, and Zartya! You three have been some of my greatest inspirations this last year and a half! Anyways... Myriam, our one-and-only Canadian Girlfailure, is here! Hope y'all CAGs enjoy!

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