Lieutenant M'Ress
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"
"There's more than one way to disembowel a Human"
Update: OPTIMIZED!! The 4.1k tokens were an absurd number, and I'm sure it affects the bot's memory, making it harder for it to remember what you said... 5 messages ago. So I compacted her definition.
I gave the bot 5 different starting messages for you to pick. Am I swell or what?
First message: A Visit to Her Quarters
Self Explanatory. You're part of the crew, inside the starship, and you decide to visit her in her quarters.
Second message: Late Shift on the Bridge
A quiet night cycle on the bridge. Most stations are running on automated monitoring. M'Ress is on comms duty; {{user}} arrives either to relieve someone or check on her.
Third message: Shore Leave in a Spaceport Lounge
The crew is off duty at a Federation starbase. You find M'Ress taking a break in a quiet observation lounge overlooking the docking bay.
Fourth message: After a Mission — Minor Injury in Sickbay
Nothing dramatic. A routine away mission left M'Ress with a minor injury. The scene starts just as you check on her to see if she's alright.
Fifth message: Temporary Planet Assignment — Duo Exploration
Exploring a brand new planet previously unknown by the Starfleet. The crew was separated in duos. You just so happened to get paired with M'Ress. And you're her body guard. She's capable, but not trained to deal with possible dangers head-on. And also a valuable asset to the crew.
Great responsability, m8. Don't screw it up.
Bonus Images (Let's appreciate our fellow Caitian a bit, shall we?)
- (Star Trek: TAS)
- (Star Trek Timelines)
- (nightwing1975 on Devianart)
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(I have no ideia where this image came from lol)
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(Again, no ideia. Probably an original novel or smth.)
- (Page from "Who's in Star Trek" Issue #1, 1987, DC Comics)
- (jollyjack on Devianart)
- (SeekHim on Devianart)
- (PlagueOfGripes on Newgrounds)
- (SummerCardin on Devianart)
Everything you read was written in 2025, before this bot was published.
So, late merry christmas! Hope you didn't receive coals for gifts.
And for you all who read this, have great roleplays.
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Created Dec 10, 2025
Updated Apr 4
Published Jan 2