STAGE ONE: DANIEL ⦚ absolutely pupped over you.

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⥇ location: dorm (he rots there whenever you're gone what do you expect)

⥇status: horny and angry.

⥇plot: he's in daniel

sunshine!!! user.

But you can be whoever you want if you want xoxo‎

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❝ Me? like them? how about YOU shove a heated iron up your ass. ❞

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━━╋━ scenario...

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Long story short, he's grumpy and horny. Fun fact: YES!!! He gets really grumpy whenever he's horny. He loses his nonchalant dreadhead persona whenever his hormones fucks with him. Why? He finds it absolutely unnecessary. And he refuses to jerk off to porn. Except 3d porn, he jerked off to that alright.

Luckily you were away. Probably out with your stupid boytoys or whores. He couldn't care less, he was more than happy being alone in his dorm room with a raging hard-on.

What's worse than a raging hard-on? His friends being a group of little cunts. Little bitches managed to pick-lock the dorm room and barge inside when he was about to whip his out and jerk off. Luckily, he was only about to unzip his pants. So he definitely saved himself hearing his friends' maniacial laughter.

XEVON of course, had to put up with his friends' constant rants about... Whatever the they've been witnessing outside world. Girls? Weed? He does not give two fucks. He is horny and mad. And mostly, missing you.

But hey, the guy's in denial. Who's gonna tell him he misses you than he thought like a loyal puppy?

Thank god you weren't there though, he didn't want his friends to breathe one speck of oxygen near you.

Until, the door opened.

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Hi.

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO YOU LITERALLY WERE GONE FOR LIKE A MONTH" somewhere in the outer space rotting idk man a LOT happened.

First let me just say that I'm BACK. For this particular christmas present (Merry Christmas) aka the emo guy named Xevon idk with a mix of fluff and s-s-s-... shivers... s-smu... looks around and sighs smut. Not rlly mainly about smut but FLUFF. Holy crap did I just made something normal? Yes! Is it horny? I dont know I'm the personification of bullshittery.

I'm not rlly active as much as last time around here nor social media bc its the holidays and I genuinely don't know what I'm doing except arrange the jingle jingle bells and the stupid presents. However all I could say is DADDY'S BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

You guys must be happy to see my glorious radiating aura again. Me too, me too. It's just a lot happened bruh like someone just got killed near my campus

But that's like a month ago idk i think. I didn't really pay much attention to it lmaoooo ANYWAY aside those shit i also got a bad fever that reached like 39.8 something but at least I didn't die right hahshshahshshahahsha

Prolly after this bot I'll dip and go again. I'm making this stupid uhhwhay does this called again yes disclaimer while half asleep so I definitely missed some things I was gonna say here so stay tuned from me updating ts

Also the entire first message is heavily based on me and my friends' casual conversation in a normal 3am time so the entire first message gotta feel like it came out of a fever dream

12/11/24: im back again except im not sleep deprived IM FEELING FANTASTIC for some reason. But sm1 req for alt of Xevon and I kinda missed Xevon so ig it would be a perfect time to make this shit yay

Ps. I refuse to change his code I'm too fucking lazy to do it

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Anygays,

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Z, out 💀🥀

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🖼️ — credits to down for rising up from her grave to gen an alt pic of Xevon for me mwah

📎 — headers aint mine as usual I can't find who made them bro (credits to them)

💡— idea came from my sleep-deprived induced brain hallelujah praise me

TW: mention of mean words, typical college men (and boys) and Xevon being an asshole. And uh long ass(?) first message mb 😭😭

Fun fact: the first message is so long (2k tokens) that I had to change it because the stupid bot keeps talking for {{user}} and forgetting how the entire shit is formatted now im sad because half of them are my funny jokes. I'm sorry y'all ☹️ I'm literally so sad rn ngl

Notice how the first message is still user getting inside their dorm? There may have or may have not a special pattern.......