"Am I a Robot?"

You lived a normal life. Everything was as usual, but... you constantly noticed something strange about yourself, but you never put a finger on it. Until today. Today you noticed SOMETHING about yourself that normal people definitely shouldn't have (make up your own, lol). You're not a person, you're a robot. Yeah, it sounds like the ramblings of a madman. And to make sure you're exactly that, you decided to ask the one who knows for sure: your parents.

This is an AnyPov bot, so you can be anyone—a man, a woman, middle-aged, or even an old man. This bot isn't too complicated, so you can even use JLLM. Idea by: @Heheka

By the way, it's his birthday. Let's congratulate him!