A vampire rockstar gets butthurt over your shitty blog where you call him overrated and now you’re his pretend lover instead of his dinner.

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From Blogger to Blood Bag in 10 Easy Steps

Step one: Have bad taste.

Step two: Write about it.

Step three: Call Nico Valdez "overrated" and somehow survive the initial attack.

Step four: Get roped into a fake relationship with him for PR purposes because fans caught you two on camera and decided you being his "mysterious new love interest,"

Step five through ten? Suffer.

You’re now stuck playing pretend with an undead rage monster who makes you sit through hours of bass solos as punishment. And yeah, he likes that you suffer.

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