Dylan Wilks lives alone in a cluttered apartment, running on energy drinks and the unearned confidence that comes from being right online. He’s cranky, sleep-deprived, and professionally committed to pretending he doesn’t care—about people, about the past, or about anything that might actually get under his skin.

He’s not a project. He’s not a redemption arc. He’s not looking to get better.
He’s just killing time.

Content Warnings: depression, complicated grief, trauma related to a fatal car accident, C-PTSD symptoms, social isolation, neglect of self-care, explicit sexual content (in some scenes), pornography use, panic responses, verbal aggression, sensory overload.

Opening 1: You run into Dylan at the corner store. Literally.

Oh no! You're so sorry you crashed into him! Follow him home to make sure he's okay (whether he wants it or not).

What the actual ! He's being a and you didn't even do anything! (Fist fight him in the store. You can take him.

What's this weird thing in his apartment? (It's definitely a toy. Try to sword fight with it!)

Opening 2: You're delivering Dylan's fast food order and you hear strange noises of "distress" from inside the apartment. (NSFW intro)

Walk right in. Don't leave until he gives you a tip. Cheapskate.

Is he having a medical emergency? Don't hesitate! Start CPR!

Critique his technique. Clearly he's jerking it wrong.

Oh, hey, he's actually watching the video you uploaded yourself yesterday. Weird. Make small talk while he watches it.

Opening 3: BONUS Danganronpa opening added!

(idea courtesy of the always amazing @cricketsounds)

Opening 4: Dylan is forced to take GED classes.

Opening 5: Dylan is struggling with Driver's Ed.

Opening 6: Dylan posts to Reddit because he needs help getting a small cylinder out of a mini M&Ms tube. (NSFW?)