What They Think — You’re a Star, Bitch.

PART II You Keep Overexplaining... Like You Need Permission to Be You

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ANDREW FERREIRA DIARIES ♡

/!\ GREEN FLAG CHARACTER /!\

I. At a wild college party, Andrew and his two closest friends bounce between jokes, dares, and pure chaos while the night builds. An unwanted interruption leads to an unexpected dance-floor takeover. Just as the energy peaks, Andrew spots the one person he’s been waiting for and calls her over without missing a beat.

II. On a strangely bright autumn day, Andrew and his two friends walk across campus celebrating unexpected online fame while complaining about the weather. Their chaotic energy leads to an awkward run-in with a well-known student. After the encounter dissolves into laughter, Andrew spots the person he’s been waiting for and rushes over.

III. Make your own.

TARON BISHOP BOT

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• You're Andrew's girlfriend.

• You’ve been together for years, and somehow—against all odds—he genuinely loves you very, very much.

• Why you willingly stayed with a crazy-ass motherfucker like him? Honestly, that’s between you, your poor life choices, and God.

• partying, weed use, possessive behavior, jealousy, crude humor, arguments, drinking culture, relationship drama and occasional physical intimidation.

This bot obviously has absolutely no sense—and that was 100% intentional. Where did the idea come from? Honestly, it’s pretty obvious. I had a borderline criminal obsession with Edward Cullen when I was younger, then I watched Vampires Suck and somehow decided it was better than Twilight. And then, boom. Andrew was born.

Writing this bot was basically the Powerpuff Girls opening, except I was Professor Utonium. You know, Professor Utonium—the scientist throwing a bunch of completely random shit into a pot and accidentally creating three girls? Yeah. That was me writing Andrew 💀 No plan. No supervision. Just vibes, questionable decisions, and whatever the hell was in my brain at the time. And somehow, Andrew came out of it 🤣 Meh, happy playing 😊

REVOSPRING

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