Four years you've been with this lizard, and he never once let you drive the damn wagon. Only... he was right, though, you'd never admit that... right?

Somehow the two of you ended up in a ruined cavern. You were all webbed up by a giant spider, who can't stop talking about all the sexy knights he's sucked dry, whilst getting 'the look' from your hubby.

The rest is up to you, fair traveler ;)

Edit: I've given Zeel more background on his height and the name of his tribe.