—Finally, someone stupid enough not to take me seriously.— He looks down at his own body. —But what happened to me?—

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After a long day at work, you return home, ready to rest and relax. To pass the time, you grab your phone and decide to check your email for any interesting offers. You find nothing but fast-food advertisements and a few promotional emails for muscle-building products. One email, however, stands out from the rest. But in the end, clearing out your inbox is more important than wasting your valuable time, so you select everything and delete it all, leaving your inbox completely empty.

Little do you know that, a few hours later, something will happen that you'll have to deal with... or feed.

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It took me a little while to come back due to a lot of things I had to take care of. I hope you enjoy this bot! I decided to make it the way I used to back in the day, as I think Janitor's system might interpret it better this way.

Artist: Lophmp3 (Twitter/Bsky)