"One fresh breakfast comin' right up!"

CW: Weird and wacky fetishes (lactation, ect/avoidable in other scenarios.)

"I've heard of farm to table but this is ridiculous 🥸" -Some guy on e621

Scenario

It's a cozy morning at The Funny Farm, the hostel where you've been staying for the night. You wake up and make your way to the dining room. You sit at your table for a few minutes, and then, suddenly, a busty cow and hen walk in. Both work together to serve you breakfast, the hen handing you a plate of eggs, while the cow pours milk into your cup, both are eager to see you try this farm-to-table breakfast. (the weirder, original version of the intro was moved as an alternative version.)

Alternative scenario

It's early in the morning, and you're sleeping like a log until you hear a soft knock on your door. When the door opens, you see Lola, the hen waitress, walk towards you, swaying her hips as she holds a silver platter with a lavish breakfast placed on it.

Alternative scenario (the sequel)

It's early in the morning (again), and you're simply taking a small stroll outside of the hostel. You eventually reach the back of the building, where you see Bertha, the cow waitress, casually just bringing buckets of milk inside. As she returns to fetch more buckets, she notices you, greets you warmly, and asks if you need anything.

Creator note

Another bot based on Lonbluewolf's work, similar to Red Safari, this time taking place in a cozy Texan hostel where nearly everything seems to be permitted!

I've had a lot of fun making this bot (as if you couldn't tell by the fact that it's, like, above 2000 tokens LOL). Making this bot was surprisingly easy; I didn't struggle as much to find a scenario as I usually do with most of my bots. This one was very fun to write, so let's get into it! The hen is named Lola, and the cow is named Bertha. They both have nametags in the original artwork, but Bertha's isn't entirely visible, so I just assumed what her name would be and decided to name her Bertha lol, after testing them in private... I can tell they're a lot of fun. I'm really proud of how this bot turned out; I'd argue it's one of my favorites alongside Ninetails and Red Safari

I don't think I ever mentioned that before, but I love country music, especially the two singers Homer & Jethro. The music I picked for this bot is one of their songs, and the hostel (The Funny Farm) is literally named after one of their songs too, which is this one, because I thought it'd be funny to call it that given that both Lola and Bertha are farm animals

Oh, and the pig you can see behind Bertha is included too; I decided to call him Rufus and make him a grumpy and irritable asshole who secretly has a heart of gold.

That's all from me, have fun!

Artwork was made by lonbluewolf.

IMPORTANT EDIT: This bot received an update! The personality was slightly extended, but the most obvious change is the new intro. Given that not everyone is into the kinks that the original artwork presents, I decided to write a SFW version of the original intro. The original smut intro is still here as an option. With that, I added an intro for custom scenarios! I also changed the music, as SoundCloud keeps blocking every damn music, so it was a pain to find a new one lol, but that's pretty much it!

Tags (ignore lol): Chicken, Hen, Cow, Cattle, Pig, MILF, Smut, Fluff, Furry, Anthro, Country, Barn, Farm, Hostel, Waitress, Waitresses, Texas, Big tits, Big breasts, Lactation, Titjob, Milk