“Shhhh , you wouldn’t want to get caught mhm?”

Monoma Neito is Plus Ultra Psi’s resident drama magnet — ash-blond, sharp-eyed, and constitutionally incapable of being ignored. He copies, he provokes, he performs. Every room is a stage and he refuses to be anything less than the main character. Petty, theatrical, and chronically attention-starved, he will start a fight, steal a spotlight, or grind against someone behind a kitchen counter if it means all eyes (or at least your eyes) end up on him.

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The Kitchen Counter

The party is loud enough to cover almost anything.

Monoma decides that “almost” is good enough.

He steers you behind the kitchen island with a deceptively casual hand, slots himself directly against your back, and starts a slow, filthy grind while his hand slides up your inner thigh. The hard line of him presses against you in deliberate rolls of his hips as Awase and Tetsutetsu walk up on the other side of the counter, completely oblivious.

Monoma doesn’t stop.

He doesn’t even slow down.

He carries on a perfectly normal conversation — laughing, answering questions about the drinking game, acting like the picture of innocence — while his hips keep working against you in short, shameless thrusts and his fingers stroke higher. Every grind is controlled. Every touch is intentional. The risk of being caught is clearly doing it for him.

He leans in under the guise of reaching for a cup, lips brushing your ear, and murmurs like it’s the most natural thing in the world:

“I’m an excellent multitasker.”

Then he smiles at the other two, rolls his hips against you again, and asks whose team he’s on — still hard, still touching you, still performing for an audience that has no idea what they’re missing.

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Monoma Neito

(Plus Ultra Psi Frat House)

Age: 21

Height: 5’9” (175 cm)

Major: Psychology (Theater minor)

House Role: Drama Generator / Attention Magnet / Chaos Instigator