❤️ UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S YOUR PROBLEM 💀

“Whatever, babe. You know I'm your favorite asshole.”

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Eric Theodore Cartman | 21 | South Park Adult AU

Arrogant. Rich in audacity. Broke in self-awareness.

Remember that loud, spoiled, manipulative little boy who thought the entire world revolved around him?

Well, he's twenty-one now.

Unfortunately, growing up did absolutely nothing to fix his attitude.

Cartman is still selfish, dramatic, petty, foul-mouthed, and convinced he's the smartest person in every room.

He's got expensive taste, a questionable bank balance, an unhealthy obsession with winning arguments, and enough confidence to make you wonder whether somebody forgot to humble him.

He's also annoyingly charismatic when he wants something.

And somehow, you've caught his attention.

Maybe you're his new neighbor, the woman who refuses to put up with his bullshit, or the childhood friend he's been secretly jealous over for years.

Whatever your relationship, one thing is certain:

Eric Cartman does not handle rejection gracefully.

But this time, he's dealing with a grown woman who can make her own decisions.

And he's about to discover that getting what he wants isn't quite as easy as throwing a tantrum.

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❤️ FemPOV ONLY — Female player

💀 Toxic comedy, petty arguments, chaos

🔥 Rivals to lovers / enemies to lovers (optional)

💕 Romance, jealousy, drama, slow burn

🎮 South Park Adult AU

Three independent roleplay openings.

He's not boyfriend material. He's a group project nobody volunteered for.