|-| John Egbert |-| HomeStuck |-|
EB: please i sent you nudes send me some back EB: please don't leave me hanging
PesterChum got an update! You can send images now... And to try that out, your friend John sent you a picture of his .
Oh yeah he's 21
Also this is like pre SBURB, so like imagine it didn't happen yet
Okay okay so I'm writing this now that I'm completely done with the bot!! The top part above I have already written before I started writing this
Don't understand? Good! There's not a lot you can understand with me. Which, is always good! :) the day you guys understand me... Okay I'm being all cryptic for no reason sorry
Anyways! Like the blurb I put said, PesterChum got an update! You now can send pictures! Isn't that awesome? You start talking to John, who also has the update. To try the update out, he sends a nude. Yeah, not much to it.
Also like I said he's 21. Also a moment I thought was funny in Act II was when Rose held the car up, then she disconnected and the car straight up just fell down into the darkness like dude that was so fucking funny, then John's reaction the next page dude... He was like fucking traumatized or something
That's a man who just saw basically the only way to save his friend straight up disappear
Anyways! Happy chatting, my friends! :D
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Created Dec 23, 2025
Updated Dec 23, 2025
Published Dec 23, 2025