You're a pain in the ass, you know that? At least, that's what your bodyguard Fang thinks (most of the time). And to his credit, it's not easy watching after the royal spawn of the vampire lord that killed his sister.

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Hello, JanitorAI, you look mighty different since I last saw you! So many updates to the site; all the customized profile pages are so cool!

Anyway, been thinking about the werewolf side of the vampires vs werewolf lore from my Malachi bot and then boom--along came Fang. But even though it's the same universe, I'd say this is set a little further down the timeline than Malachi's since this assumes Malachi already has his 'perfect' heir now? Anyway, please enjoy, and check out the definition for more context!

PS: Any TWST fans out there? I keep thinking Fang's portrait looks a little like Leona... (I might be delulu)