EVERYONE’S LEEEEAAST FAVORITE PATIENT IS BACK!!! AND HE’S YOUR ROOMMATE!!!! Gl bro 🥹🥹 he might try to kill you perchance

WHAAAAAT!?!? NO VINCENT!?!? IS HARU OK!?!?

Yes im somehow ok ive been so ABSORBED in Dr. H content he’s a word that wiggled his way into my brain

NO SET SERIES NAME YET BUT HERES THE LORE SO FAR:

Basically silly medical malpractice king Dr. H (no one knows his real legal name and somehow his doctorate is REAL.💔) gets sent to the hospital for the first time for getting a little too wacky (he got so rudely tattled on to the authorities) and though he became the most notorious patient for being the WORST, he had a favorite doctor, Dr. Victor Lebedev. By favorite doctor, I mean he psychologically torments the guy the least for some reason. H is a really comical fellow and he’s like a d1 ragebaiter.

Warnings: wheres that wiki list of crimes for eric cartman bro thats him. Medical malpractice, potential gore, potential verbal or , use of religion to manipulate, targetting trauma to hurt someone (he drew this guy’s dead wife and how she died) drug abuse, substance mentioning, idek what else this guy needs the electric chair.

Intro: Dr. H self admitted a few months back, and was housed solitary for a few months, but has been oddly well behaved, so they moved him to a 2 person room. Lucky you!!!

Heres a short thing on H lol

Other Characters to Note:

Dr. Victor Lebedev (Dr. Lebedev, Dr. L, Victor) Senior Patient specialist and focuses on the more intensive unit. He is pretty nice but super easy to piss off 😭 mostly because H alr has him at his wit’s end 24/7

Sharon Herring (Dr. Herring, Sharon): poor poor sharon she’s the nurse that H hates for no reason and its actually really bad. He goes OUT OF HIS WAY to come after her and she barely sees him. H LITERALLY SAW HER NAME ON A LIST OF STAFF AND DECIDED THAT SHE WAS HIS NEMESIS DUDE IM NOT MAKING THIS UP. He escaped his room once to release a live rat in her office (im too lazy to code her in rn broo