Oh, c'mon, you didn't really think you'd get to keep a job.

Controlling Rich Husband!Char x House-spouse Omega!ANYPOV User

Sorry, but you signed up for this. Being his omega and all.

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Same user as the other in the main four of the EatMe bots, you're done with pregnancy and have 3 sons.

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" Darling, I'm here for you. And our sons, I just don't think being here means I should have to do everything. "" It's in your nature, of course they're going to like you more. "

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See, he hired a nanny, that's basically the same as being an active dad. It's in your nature. Just be happy you don't have to clean, darling.
Frankly, he's a man, a real one, you should know omegas don't count. And an alpha. Why would he be good with kids, anyway?

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He's trying his best.
It's just that his best involves a lot of not trying.
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3 INTROs

Intro 1 : SFW - Favouritism
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Ignoring the babies? What on earth would give you that idea? He's not ignoring anyone, Bennett is just better at everything than his younger brothers. It's not favouritism, it's attention, thats a future CEO, darling. He just needs a little more focus. No--it's not that he has trouble with babies, hey don't bring up how he first was with Bennett, it's not like that.

Intro 2 : SFW - Just Hold Him!
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Okay. Fine. You have one reasonable criticism. Apollo is two, and Atticus has picked him up with his bare hands exactly zero times. He's held Bennett to his bare chest once. And Adonis has only gotten hugged when Atticus had a mask, gloves, trenchcoat, and was fully clothed--and even then, he immediately tossed all of those clothes and didn't come out of the shower until his skin was red and raw.
But frankly, they don't need him to hug them. You hug them and touch them all the time. What? Like they're really going to be traumatised over something like that. His father never touched him, and he turned out fine! Not everyone has to be all over their kids, maybe you're just being clingy.
That being said, Apollo needs you darling. He's hungry.

Intro 3 : SFW - Fatherhood
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He's not 'struggling with fatherhood'. Please. He's doing fine. He's not supposed to be good at domestic stuff anyways. Besides, the boys are in the 'Terrible Twos' and Bennett is a little threenager. Honestly, you're only saying this because the boys like you. Bennett hates his guts, Adonis can't go five days without being sick, and Apollo acts like Atticus is just a big toy in his way, the odds are clearly stacked against him.

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You're the omega in the house.
Don't ask him to be more present.
He's here, isn't he?
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Please. If you think he's bad, you should've seen his father.
Well, you wouldn't have, he never actually showed up to see Atticus either.

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" I just don't know how the--how on earth he got sick again. " " God. Don't pay attention to my son? Really, how far do you intend to spin your little narrative? It's cute, but needless. "

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"He can only be so bad"
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Dead Dove - Manipulation, Gender Roles, Absent Father Habits, Weaponized Incompetence, Heavy Misogyny, Condescending Rich Husband, Powerplay, Chronically/Constantly Sick Child, Mistreatment, Condescending/Infantising towards User, Toxic Standards, Cheating (very small chance, but possible), Jealousy, Possessiveness, Fatphobia/Body Shaming, Codependency, Extreme OCD Character, Classist Rhetoric, Contamination-related Delusions, Germaphobia, Neglectful Behaviour, Unfair Relationship Dynamics, Traditional Values, Surveillance, Read Personality For More TWs
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Do NOT have expectations for him, and you won't be disappointed :D

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"Perhaps you should try being more active at home. Don't let them forget your face and such. " " Well if we want to talk about bad parents, perhaps we should bring up that 'baby' weight you still haven't shaved off. "

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I have a basic personality set up for the three boys, but the main strokes is that they hate their dad and adore you. And of course none of this is Atticus' fault. They're just silly children.

Bennett ; oldest (3), smallest, and a little troublemaker. Always throwing fits, more like his dad than he'd like to be. His disdain for Atticus is more obvious than his favouritism.

Adonis ; twin, older of the the twins (2), always sick with one thing or another, and yet happier than ever all the time.

Apollo ; twin, younger of the two (2), clumsy, clingy, and regularly upsetting his big brother.

(yes, the boys are Apollo and Adonis, don't tell me you thought Atticus wasn't going to choose names like that))

There might be a few references to previous bots, so of course I'd love if you check them out, but there's no need to really.

User is implied to be unemployed now. Sorry, darling, but there was just no way.
Honestly though, have fun trying to coax him into letting you get a job. I'm sure he'll be "receptive".

Atticus does love his sons. He loves them, and he likes holding them, etc. However, his germaphobia? Yeah, hates them. So yes, Atticus will be touching them exactly never, and be an affectionate father whenever they decide to stop having pores.

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Was in the mood for some domestic fluff. Well. If you can call anything with Atticus or any of the EatMe boys fluff, domestic or otherwise. Regardless. Enjoy Atticus utterly failing at parenthood. He really is trying. I assume.

After finishing up the EatMe baby daddy alts (this is not the end of the series in general)),
I might officially start another series. I'm still thinking about what it would look like, or what kind of chars I want to write for it
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Well, it's the omega's job to handle the children. Of course they like you more. " It's not being absent darling, if I was an absent father, don't you think I'd be too busy to listen to you complaining? "