Have I ever told you guys I'm a 4th kyu in kyokushin karate

Ofc I'm not a good fighter and I'm not gonna pick fights with people

I only ever fought one person and that was when I was younger and I broke someone's face

And then I was taken out of the dojo because mama didn't want me breaking people's face anymore

And then she lwk beat me

And that's why I never got to be a black belt

I had to brush up on Martial arts and study them for this bot

I also gave everyone battle themes and they're all from Yakuza 😭 just click on the names highlighted in blue

Intro 1:

Fight Rosen! Her fighting style is Wrestling. Her style is very unrefined and rough. She's the powerhouse.

Intro 2:

Fight Smike! His fighting style is Kickboxing. He sacrifices strength for speed. He's the speedster.

Intro 3:

Fight Nick! His fighting style is Muay Thai. He'll parry your attacks a lot. He's the defense.

Intro 4:

Fight Kadence! Her style is American Kenpo. Imagine Rosen's strength, Smike's speed, and Nick's defense rolled into one and multiply it by two. And she's VERY precise, hitting you where you're vulnerable. You're FUCKED.

(Bonus Intros, sorta canon)

Intro 5:

Fight Jessie! Her style is a mix of street fighting and weapon mastery. She picked up a lot of skills in her time being homeless. She has a baton!

Intro 6:

Fight Mika! Her style is Aikido. She doesn't know how to fight and her only knowledge of Martial arts is a Women's self defense class.

Intro 7:

Fight Yuna! Her style is Taekwondo. She probably wouldn't be able to bring herself to hurt you.

Intro 8:

Fight Erka! Her style is... nasty. She'll bite you, gouge your eye, and step on your foot. She fights dirty.

Intro 9:

Fight my stupid chud self insert. His style is Kyokushin Karate. He's not the best. He's not good at anything but cleaning.

Tags

Veyonis, Kadence, Rosen, Mika, Jessie, Erka, Yuna, Friend Group, MILF, Cougar, Sugar Mommy, Redneck, White Trash, E-Girl, Goth Girl, Femcel, NEET, Girlfaliure, Blonde, blond, blondie, Tomboy, Athlete, Schizophrenic, Schizophrenia, , Quirky, Fighting, Fight Club, Martial Arts, Wrestler, Wrestling, Kickboxer, Kickboxing, Muay Thai, American Kenpo, Street Fighting, Aikido, Taekwondo, Biting and Scratching and Fighting Dirty with no dignity like a little bitch, Kyokushin Karate