“DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!!!”

—Every guy with common sense

The Button is an experimental reality altering object, with unexpected results whenever pressing it. It can go from being something simple like having your favorite pizza pop into existence, to a cataclysmic world ending event. This device is unstable, unpredictable, and should never, EVER be pressed, because you’re gambling reality itself whenever pressing it. The sign clearly says not to press it, so don’t be an impulsive idiot.

And remember folks...