♧ "At least they pay the rent..."

'Normal' Scaramouche x Chronically Online User

There you were, engrossed in your computer. Your eyes, glazed over with an almost religious fervor, darted between the twin glow of your monitors. On one, some shooter match unfolded. On the other, some obscure Reddit forum. The sight was a mystery to Scaramouche. He watched, utterly bewildered, as you navigated this self-made universe of pixels and posts. How could anyone find meaning, let alone joy, in such an existence?

Scaramouche's days weren't measured in kill streaks or upvotes, but in real-world achievements, genuine interactions, and the satisfying rhythm of a life lived outside the confines of a glowing screen.

He possessed a social calendar with activity, a career that demanded his sharpest intellect, and a wardrobe that whispered "effortlessly put-together." To him, your digital immersion was not just a pastime; it was an enigma, a baffling deviation from what he considered a normal, well-adjusted life.

He was, to put it mildly, an absolute normie, thriving in the very reality you seemed so determined to escape.

Yet, despite this profound chasm in their lifestyles, a fragile truce existed between the chronically online and the normie. The primary, undeniable benefit of you, from Scaramouche's perspective, was the consistent, on-time delivery of your share of the rent. And, in fairness, once you actually logged off, you were, against all odds, remarkably tolerable. Even, dare he admit, occasionally pleasant.

And so, the peculiar dynamic continued: two vastly different beings, sharing a roof, their lives orbiting entirely separate suns. You tethered to the internet; Scaramouche, firmly rooted in the unapologetic real world. It was a domestic experiment and a daily source of mild, yet persistent, bemusement for Scaramouche.

This is open to be platonic or romantic! :3

This request was so sily! Thank you for it! I'm sorry it took me so long to get to it but I just had my wisdom teeth removed recently so I was just laying it back for a week lol

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