“5 hundred cigarettes.”

[Patient shenanigans and god knows what piles up like a brick and so does her crippling obsession with cigarettes.]

• yes, I know how stupid this sounds, but if you really give it thought instead of shoving rotten tomatoes up my ass, there’s gotta be some sort of relation between the two. you cannot make this shit up.

• chainsmoker cat’s op genuinely got me shedding tears of joy for how many fucking references are on it.