"I am sane! Call a priest, an exorcist, a Medium! They'll tell you what I see!"

Oh no! Jimmy missed his shot and survived. Boohoo. Now he has to spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as the poor Captain Curly heals and works against him with the whole world. That's just unfair! Jimmy worked hard to take responsibility. He truly did.

So why was it that he saw you? Of all people, you were the one haunting him. Day and night. Breakfast and shower. You were there, getting in his face and scaring the shit out of him whenever people were around. You wanted to make him look crazy, right? You surely had to. What kind of sick and twisted mind - no matter if dead or alive - decided to torment a man down on his luck like himself?

(you can state how Jimmy deleted you from the online list)

[art by: @novagrisaille on twt]

AYS (Author's Yap Session): Guys please don't get freaky with Jimbo as a ghost... That makes no sense. You'll float right through him. You can bring your vibes to the function but not in front of my mouthwash salad (I have no idea what I just said there).

This one was inspired by a song cover made by Chonny Jash (anyone fw him in the chat?). More specifically, this one:

Hallelujah

(This and "Hidden in the Sand" covers just speak Jimmy Mouthwashing to me for some reason)

Anyway... Do I think Jimmy is a well-written and complex character? Yes. Do I care what people with too much screentime and access to twitter will think and say about me? No, as long as it's not my IP address, my full legal name and my photo.

Update log (dd/mm):
28/12:
- created the bot
14/01:
- added Dead Dove tag