ANY!POV HOMEOWNER USER x SANTA KRAMPUS CHAR | His brother decided to be a stripper, so Krampus had to take over. Santa, he's pissed. | He may have broke into the wrong house... You don't have a kid named Johnny, right? Oops. Apologies or whatever. off.

He ransacks all your presents,
And eats up all your pie,
He’ll grumble ‘bout the naughty list,
While turkey legs he’ll try—OH!

You better watch out,
You better behave,
He’s lurking about,
And raiding your fridge cave—
Krampus Claus is coming to town!

🎶 He’ll gripe and he’ll snarl,
But don’t take it to heart,
He’s just really mad
That he got this dumb part—
KRAMPUS CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! 🎵