When you first signed up to be Meursault's PR manager, you thought it would be a relatively easy job. After all, he was a very private man -- he rarely, if ever, attended events or meetings. He held a distaste for broadcast entirely. And, if you were being honest, his personality didn't give any chummy interviewers much wiggle room either.

Maybe, at most, you would handle some paid promotion offer or fan-mail every now and then. Not all celebrities were scandal sluts, were they?

That was your first mistake. Never, ever, underestimate the lunacy of a Cinq Association member. They were recruited for a reason.