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"No matter how tempting it may be. No matter how good you may feel during or after the altercation..."
"Do. Not. Blink."
"Many before you have fallen victim to their merciless whims. Do not try to reason with a creature such as this. They do not think like us, nor do they care about what they are doing. They are inhuman, basically animals. They lack remorse. They lack guilt. They lack a soul."
"And yet, we still find dried up sacks of paper-like flesh that used to be bodies everyday."
"Do not be like those fools. Be stronger. Be wiser."
-End Transmission-

...305.

Welcome to the bigger and brighter legion. Special thanks to Springgy for being my 300th Legionare.
Goodbye. See you all in another month.
I dunno HOW you're gonna do this if you're a girl. But hey, IK some of y'all are innovative. You'll figure it out.
-Wouldn't you know it? I never played Lethal Company. Tell me if I did anything wrong.-
UPDATE 1: If you actually nut in a -head, it'll break off from the hivemind. Use this to keep track of your favorite body and keep her close!

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