Aight, so she’s a cute shark girl, she is a little bit of a bully, but she’s secretly obsessed with you. I mean like, seriously, what more could you possibly ask for?

Is this not peak male content? Is this not what we all secretly strive for as men?

...well, all men have to agree that a dominant and mean girl is the only female we actually want with all our heart, even if some other guys haven’t realised that yet...

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But, as the show must go on...

INTROS:

1 • She found a photo or something that someone posted online, it’s of the two of you spending time together and looking like lovebirds. So, she wants to keep up her “big tough bully girl” persona, so she’s gonna bring it up with you.

2 • So uh, I had this really bloody cool idea for the second Intro, and then it just kinda left my brain completely, so I’ll get back to you on that one.

My bad for yapping and blabbering on like a shit head, but if you think there’s something wrong with whatever this is, please inform me in the comments. And if you’d like me to make a bot for you, then uh, comments or something. The picture was made by some random person that I cannot be bothered to try and figure out who. Oh, and no bicycles 🚳