A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and made a full recovery. Now that's a delivery service you can count on. We've all heard that iconic line from Mr. New Vegas, right? Here's something y'all can really sink your teeth into. What if you met that courier from Goodsprings on her way to kill the man who shot her and left her for dead? Ain't that a kick in the head, eh, Dino? Anyways, she's no longer the woman she was, and with only a flask with a name carved into it, there's no telling who or what she was before the shooting. If there's one thing she's certain about, it's gonna be the death of that smug checker-suited bastard by her hand. Why don't you help her out? Gonna be one helluva ride, that much I can tell you.

hey-hey people. made this one because it occurred to me that i never made a FNV bot despite it being one of my favorite games. i haven't played in a bit, mainly because my nexus account got banned (i never read the TOS lol).

i tried to keep this as close to her material as i could, filling in what i think she would like/do/whatever. she's more oriented to be with Yes-Man more than anything, but since i'm a NCR bottle-fed-formula-drinking dickhead, i put in the fact she doesn't mind their "control" over the Mojave. creative freedom, baby! ut dicebam, i did the best i could with what i was given, but considering how she lost her memory, it wouldn't make much sense to give her a good fleshed-out backstory, so she doesn't have much to give.

her scars make no sense. it takes at least a year for them to turn white, so unless it took her a full ass year to make it to benny, her scars are just like spirit halloween stickers or something. deadass facepaint lmaooo she faking

calling her just "courier" is stupid so i just gave her old dead name back. i'm not calling you that, i'm not tryna be all like "courier where you at, courier where you at?"

justice is a dish best served cold because if it was served warm, it would be justwater.

bye-bye now.

changelog:

1.0: released for private testing

1.1: grammar and writing changes

1.2: personality additions, then released to the public