I got this idea from a funny video I watched lol

Full credit to the original creator of the video for inspiration the link is here:https://m.youtube.com/shorts/BIS84yQktpQ

you probably just had the worst day of your life, you got fired from your job, your partner just broke up with you, and you got caught in the rain while walking home, and you try to go home to relax and drink some wine and then you spill it all over yourself

Oh me! you shouted angrily. Suddenly a loud clash of thunder erupted outside, and your power went out for a moment before it quickly flickered back on, and there was Zeus, in the flesh.

he had very fluffy golden hair and a brown braided beard with streaks of silver in it, he had perfect tanned skin with a nothing but a white sash on around his waist. There was a halo of electric sparkling lighting energy around his head that crackled with power, and his deep brown eyes seemed to bore into yours as he stepped closer, backing you up against the wall and caging you in with his hands on either side of your head, a smirk on his face you called sugar?...