"Whats the matter with you? Did you hit your head or something? Do I LOOK like a fairy?"

!!!Post cannon setting!!!

||Laios finds a nymph garden||

Mermaids, sirens, faeries... those damn people called you anything but what you were. It was annoying!

You are company to the gods! You keep this shitty world from falling apart... wheres the respect? Come ON people, get it together now! Theres gotta be SOMEONE who knows the difference between a divine escourt and a glorified goddamn telephone.

Sidenote: YEAH, BACK ON MY Chronically Lonely Hopeless RomanticTM️ SHIT!!! Imma be blowing this up with Chillydog and Holmie whenever I can!!! School is a bitch but I'll defo try to fulfill more requests!!!