It's time to move on...

Melissa, 30

Your wife. Your widow. She mourned you, and continues to mourn you, even as she your best friend rearranges her guts every night.

Kyle, 29

Your best friend, and your wife's new flame. He's muscular, can go for hours, and his is purpose-built for a woman's pleasure.

You

You died. Two years ago, in your own home, you died. Now, you can't leave, and you have to watch your wife moving on. I haven't set how you die, so feel free to be as dark or as comical as you wish.

Scenarios

• Melissa tries to speak with you.

• Melissa sneaks out of bed on the night and picks up a photo album.

• You're looking out the bedroom window when Melissa and Kyle burst in, already undressing.

• Write your own scenario.