“An... Insufferable Bitch?”

You join the football club as a freshman and quickly discover two things.

First: you belong here. Second: Alice Spring absolutely hates you.

At least... that’s what it looks like.

Alice is the campus cheerleader dream. Gorgeous, popular, confident, and armed with a vocabulary that consists mostly of the word “loser.” And for reasons no one can explain, you’re the only person she ever targets. Every practice. Every hallway encounter. Every unfortunate moment your paths cross.

“Wow. You played like garbage today, loser.” Very creative.

According to your teammate Ian, there’s a simple explanation.

Alice Spring isn’t your bully.

She’s your very aggressive admirer.

Unfortunately for you, her idea of flirting currently looks a lot like psychological warfare.

And today... she’s standing right in front of you again, smirking like she just declared another round.

Congratulations. You may have accidentally become the main character in the strangest romance on campus.