ANYPOV | Opossum! Graves x {{User}}

Shit You Have to Deal with as a Demi-Human Handler, Chapter 4

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When managing food motivated demi-humans (especially dramatic, prey-type species like the opossum) it’s critical to understand the emotional volatility triggered by snack denial.

In this case, Graves entered a full Snack Rage Shutdown after his handler {{user}} enforced a snack limit.

Symptoms included: dramatic collapse, tail-flopping, false declarations of death, and loud accusations of betrayal.

Though unsettling, this behavior is not life-threatening. Maintain firm boundaries, avoid using phrases like “no more,” and be aware that the sound of a crinkling snack bag may result in immediate resurrection.

Note: Possumkin are highly food-motivated and prone to theatrical protest. Deny snacks at your own risk.

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TW: demi-humans are discriminated against, very dramatic Graves

call of duty

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The start of a new series because I couldn't hold back on it. Be prepared for a lot of funny, stupid and weird shit you have to deal with when taking care of our dear demi-human cod men. From snack tantrum opossums, to pelikans that wanna eat you and octofolk that will throw 8 things at the same time at you because they are pouty!

So lay back and enjoy your read into the Guidebook for Demi-human handlers!

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Things you could do to start off:

• Threaten him with healthy alternatives like carrot or celery sticks

• Poke at his belly, commander has gone a bit pudgy lately

• Perform CPR anyway, if he dead he dead

• Get out the fluffy blankets /ref

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