SO.

UH.

Yeah.

My ex took one look at my tall as hell bestie and decided to call it quits 🥹

So uhhh—

I’M ALIVE AND I HAVENT BEEN KIDNAPPED—

Anyways...

YIPPPPPEEE! :D

“Master has given Dobby a Glock! DOBBY IS FREEE—“

shoots Lucious Malfoy aggressively

(Janitor please I said it in a joking way please don’t nuke me PLEASE)